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Quote of the day by Chris Pratt: 'I married way out of my pay grade. I have no idea how that happened. She's so goddamn funny and so good. She is a legit comedy powerhouse. But I'm not going to question it too much' - A simple lesson on love, and never taking your partner for granted- Quote of the day by P.G. Wodehouse: 'Marriage is not a process of prolonging love, but of mummifying the corpse.' Why one of world's funniest writers had such take on marriage
- Quote of the day by Jerry Seinfeld: 'Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before...' Life lessons on marriage, relationships and human nature by popular American comedian
- Quote of the Day by Denzel Washington: ‘A wise woman knows the importance of speaking life into her man; if you love him…’ - Inside Man actor married for 43 years on what men expect from a woman for lasting relationshipsQuote of the Day by Denzel Washington is on wisdom on relationships and what men want from women. He believes a woman's encouragement can m...01 Jun, 2026, 10.48 AM IST
- Quote of the day by Mae West: 'Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one...' - A witty observation about the shift from romance to reality in married life, by one of America's boldest starsMae West’s famous quote about marriage reflects her trademark mix of humour and sharp social observation that made her one of old Hollywood...29 May, 2026, 08.44 PM IST
- Why do some of the world’s greatest ideas begin with almost nothing? Hungarian mathematician George Pólya once said, 'Mathematics is the cheapest science, unlike physics or chemistry, it does not require…’George Pólya's quote highlights that powerful thinking, particularly in mathematics, requires only a pencil and paper, not expensive tools....24 May, 2026, 02.31 PM IST
- Quote of the Day by Adam Sandler: ‘When you don’t go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people…’ - what the comedian’s candid take on toxic stereotypes teaches about confidence and identityQuote of the Day by Adam Sandler on Hollywood gossip about his sexuality highlights the pressure to perform masculinity publicly. He calmly...24 May, 2026, 12.44 PM IST
- Quote of the Day by Steve Carell: ‘I love my wife dearly, and, therefore, I’ve never cooked a meal…’ - what The 40-Year-Old Virgin actor's funny confession reveals about love, honesty and long marriagesQuote of the Day by Steve Carell humorously reveals he's never cooked for his wife, suggesting that avoiding his culinary skills is a genui...24 May, 2026, 10.23 AM IST
- Quote of the Day by Diogenes: "Those who have virtuous wives are happy; those who have vicious ones become..."Quote of the day: In our modern world, the insights of ancient philosopher Diogenes about marriage still hold weight. A harmonious union ca...19 May, 2026, 05.48 PM IST
- Quote of the day by Emmy-winning actress and comedian Roseanne Barr: ‘The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives…’ Impactful words on confidence, control, power and how one should navigate with itQuote of the day: Like much of Roseanne Barr’s public commentary, the quote has sparked both admiration and debate. Some view it as an empo...18 May, 2026, 02.28 PM IST
- Quote of the day by Abraham Lincoln: 'I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me' - What ex-US President wanted to say about love, insecurity and relationshipsA resurfaced 1838 letter from Abraham Lincoln reveals his deep-seated insecurity about love, humorously questioning why anyone would marry ...16 May, 2026, 02.03 PM IST
- Quote of the day by Ogden Nash: 'For a happy marriage, whenever you're wrong, admit it; and whenever you're right, just shut up' - Timeless advice on how to live a love-filled married life by the iconic American poetOgden Nash’s famous marriage quote remains widely admired because it blends humour with meaningful relationship advice in a simple, memorab...14 May, 2026, 08.55 PM IST
- Quote of the day by Will Ferrell: “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet...” - hilarious relationship advice by American actor and comedianHollywood star Will Ferrell's witty observation about slow internet connections reveals a lot about a person's patience. Everyday annoyance...10 May, 2026, 04.38 PM IST
- The surprisingly warm truth about Ted Turner and Jane Fonda's relationship after their divorceTed Turner and Jane Fonda relationship: Despite a challenging marriage marked by infidelity and differing beliefs, Ted Turner and Jane Fond...06 May, 2026, 09.16 PM IST
- Quote of the day by Oscar Wilde: 'One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry' - A lesson on the paradox of love and marriage by the iconic Irish author-poetThe quote by Oscar Wilde offers a sharp and somewhat ironic take on relationships. It suggests that love thrives on emotion and excitement,...11 Apr, 2026, 03.31 PM IST
- Quote of the day by comedian Chris Rock: 'Only married people can understand how you can be miserable and happy at the same time' - A raw take on marriage and relationships by The Chris Rock Show creatorChris Rock’s widely shared quote captures the complex reality of long-term relationships. The line highlights how marriage is not just abou...09 Apr, 2026, 03.28 AM IST
- Quote of the day by comedian Eddie Cantor: 'Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own' - Reality of unexpected challenges people face in married life explained by the Broadway and radio iconQuote of the day: The 'Quote of the day' by Eddie Cantor highlights a relatable truth about marriage in a simple and humorous way. It sugge...08 Apr, 2026, 03.40 AM IST
- Quote of the day by Rita Rudner: 'Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery' - A witty lesson about relationships by the award-winning stand-up comedianRita Rudner’s Quote of the Day uses humour to highlight the small but real efforts that go into relationships and marriage. With a simple o...17 Mar, 2026, 10.55 PM IST
- Quote of the day by Robert Frost: 'It's a funny thing, when a man has nothing to worry about, he goes off and gets married'Robert Frost’s witty quote, “It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married,” hig...18 Feb, 2026, 03.15 PM IST
- Flirting with disaster: The long and short of relationshipsDr Hall has come up with a classification of flirting into 5 types: traditional, physical, sincere, playful and polite.05 Nov, 2010, 06.32 AM IST
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