Dangal over 'dal-roti' and a whole lot else on Twitter

A 'videshi' critic of desi 'khana-peena' finds himself in a controversial 'ishtu'.

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From A for aloo dum to Z for zimikand ki sabzi, Indian recipes cover the alphabet of aristology. (Representative image)
An American writer and food critic, who is a self-professed ‘curmudgeon’, has become the centre of a toofan in a tandoor and discovered that he has bitten off more than he can chew, let alone stomach, when he publicly proclaimed his entrenched distaste for what he calls ‘Indian food’.

In a tweet that provoked wrathful response from the rasoi ghar of desi cuisine, the new world foodie had dismissed ‘Indian food’ as “terrible though we pretend it isn’t”, a pretence presumably based on culinary, if not political, correctness.

This dish-respect shown to apna khana-peena — which the world has heartily embraced, so much so that ‘tikka masala’ has emerged as Britain’s national staple — earned the tweeter a mouthful from chefs and food lovers from across the globe who took him to task for his apparent inability to distinguish his taste buds from his tonsils.



From A for aloo dum to Z for zimikand ki sabzi, Indian recipes cover the alphabet of aristology. Indeed, as many pointed out, the portmanteau term ‘Indian food’ is akin to referring to the European continent as a ‘country’ and constitutes a solecism which shows that one doesn’t know one’s onions, be they in the form of pyaaz pakoras or chicken do-pyaaza. That said, however, considering the current local mandi price of the vegetable in question, such ignorance is possibly financial, if not gustatory, bliss.

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