An ode to shoehorn, the most underrated tool that makes wearing shoes simpler

The shoehorn is Manmohan Singh of things.

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Few people bother with a shoehorn because shoe wearing doesn’t take much time in the first place.
The shoehorn doesn’t get the credit it deserves. It’s the Manmohan Singh of things. This small object doesn’t cost much — unless we are talking about a Rs 25,000-or-so, handcrafted one, from Milan’s G Lorenzi, ethically made from antlers and horns of dead deer and Zebu. And it makes the tricky, at times heel-chafing, job of pushing foot in shoe a smooth, smile-generating one.

Few people bother with a shoehorn because shoe wearing doesn’t take much time in the first place. People are in a hurry in the mornings. Why add one more mini-task to a list that already includes waking up after multiple alarms, discussing the day with spouse, organising kids’ meals, catching up on news, abusing senders of good morning messages, some exercise, breakfast, checking in on parents, and praying to Ganpati for a small break of a couple of crores from somewhere, anywhere.

Perhaps, subconsciously, we also feel that the shoehorn is used only by salespeople. It belongs in the zapateria, not a home. Moreover, the size of the shoehorn means it can get lost in the dark corners of the shoe hangar. In the rush of the morning, the last thing you want to do is stick your hand in a faintly odorous cupboard and fish around for a piece of curved wood, metal or plastic that has chosen precisely this moment to play hide and seek.


Perhaps, subconsciously, we also feel that the shoehorn is used only by salespeople.
Perhaps, subconsciously, we also feel that the shoehorn is used only by salespeople.

The solution to that is having a long shoehorn, one with a handle and maybe a jewel-encrusted golden knob in the shape of a lion’s head. But if you are using something like that, you need to see a therapist.

So do your feet a favour and get a sensible shoehorn. The experience is luxurious, and satisfying in an engineering type of way. Hold the horn in your palm, wish it good morning. Stick it near the back of the shoe and then use it as support for the heel as it completes a perfect landing into its environment for the day, the shoe. For a few moments, you are allowed to feel like an ace air traffic controller.

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There have been some inventions in human history that are great for their simplicity and the difference they make to life. For example, Bernard Sadow, the man who put wheels on luggage, is a genius. And so is Robert Plath, who came up with suitcases with two wheels and a retractable handle. All airports should be named Sadow and Plath Airport. The shoehorn is not in that league in terms of making a difference, but its simplicity is beautiful and considerably eases a potentially painful task.

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