‘Mr President, we must bomb Paraguay’: Rubio confesses ‘near-psychotic’ experience of Keto diet

Marco Rubio goes viral after calling RFK Jr.’s meat-and-sauerkraut diet “crazy” and “ridiculous,” while revealing his own wild experience with the keto diet. Rubio recalled a “near-psychotic” keto experience and joked he might have told Trump, “Mr President, we must bomb Paraguay,” after going without sugar. The diet drama gets even funnier when Rubio defends his love of Pop-Tarts and RFK Jr. fires back with a viral AI Pop-Tart meme, prompting Rubio’s “I prefer cherry flavor” response.