What if, God forbid, Trump news stops?

May the time never come. But imagine this as preparation: a world where Trump is no longer the daily bread of our news diet. Scary, right? We are solidly hooked on the Trump Show. From his one-liners and no-brainers to his tariff trash talk and 'my friend' list, we're hooked, lined and sinkered. From his X-rated tweets to his hair-raising pronouncements, the man is not so much president as a one-man content factory. But here's the kicker: we might need to go cold turkey one day.

The thing is, we've built a dependency on the chaos, drama, even the memes he leaves in his wake. Like a TV show with plot twists written by a caffeinated raccoon, we are binging on him. But what happens when the Trump well runs dry? Or, worse, he rides away into the horizon?

Will we start hallucinating fake Trump news just to feel alive? Detoxing from Trump news won't be easy. We'll need a 12-step programme: Step 1, admit you have a problem. Step 2, replace Trump news with wholesome content, like videos of baby goats in pyjamas. Step 3, resist the urge to click on 'Trump's Latest Shocking Statement' (spoiler: it's not shocking any more).


And maybe he'll never go out of the headlines. But if he does, we might just rediscover a world where our brains aren't on a constant adrenaline drip of addictive Trump juice. Until then, pass the popcorn. The show must go on.