Trump dump #1: Tariffs, tariffs, tariffs with a side of CHAI-NA!

The latest news on Donald Trump's tariff strategy: tariffs. Tariffs. Tariffs. Tariffs. Meanwhile, tariffs. Tariffs. Tariffs. Tariffs. Tariffs. It would seem that it's really about 10%, 27%, 36%, 104%. Pause. Play. 10%. 150%. And about China. China. Chai-na. CHAI-NA! As Trump role model Andrew Jackson had said in the 1830s, 'Tariffs. Tariffs. Tariffs. Tariffs. Tariffs,' adding, 'Tariffs.'

It would seem that a pause on 27%, 36%, etc, is a game plan to bring China, China, China, Chi-na, CHAI-NA! to its senses. But some point to the fact that Trump's tariff-play is little else but tariffs, tariffs, tariffs, tariffs in tariffs', tariffs', tariffs', tariffs' clothing.

For those who believe that India can take advantage of the play-pause-play situation, it would be wise to point out that China, China, Chai-na, CHAI-NA! is still in motion. As a WTO spokesman said on Friday on condition of anonymity, 'Tariffs. Tariffs. Tariffs. Tariffs. Tariffs. Tariffs. Tariffs,' elaborating that 'tariffs would be tariffs even though Trump is trying to muddy the waters by mixing up 10% and 27% with 36%, not to mention 150%.'


For those seeking madness in Trump's method, there is, of course, the cold geopolitical rationale of China, China, Chai-na, CHAI-NA! And even if geopolitically it seems all very deja voulez-vous, it's really all about tariffs. Oh, and tariffs.