NY Resolution No. 4: Troll Everything

No. 4 on our by-now cautiously celebrated and universally remarked upon HETLoR (2025 Honest ET List of Resolutions): troll everyone and everything. Not just politicians or influencers. That would be so not 2026. Troll weather apps, recipe blogs, comment sections of Korean pottery forums, pacifist poetry groups, war movie portals.... If there is a 'Reply' button, wield it like a flaming sword of righteous nonsense every day. Don't worry, only quantity matters. Anonymity provides an adequate cape. Behind the username 'QuantumPickle42', you are untouchable - in the nice, impervious, non-caste sense, of course - and liberated, a phantom of the digital opera. Resolve to make the internet your stage, and trolling your performance art of choice.

Trolling is empowering. When you tell a serious economics forum that GDP stands for 'Grand Dhinchak Party', you are sharing a radical PoV. When you insist that the PM is the best thing since sliced toast, let the mixed metaphor bring opposing parties together in finding you 'toxically confused'. Leave an opinion on everything, then go behind a digital curtain and watch the fun ensue. Humbugs will say trolling is destructive. But destruction is creation in reverse: noitaerc, if you will. Be an equal opportunist troller, and put your heart to it and finger on the keypad. Be a living, breathing commentary in 2026.