Happy prompting, it's ChhathGPT puja!

As every pious nerd knows, today is ChhathPuja. Celebrated three days after Chhath Puja, ChhathGPTPuja is a show of gratitude towards the bounties of artificial intelligence. Devotees, adorned in binary code-patterned saris and predictive gear, gather around their sacred machines, chanting algorithms that kinda sound Sanskrit, but aren't. Devotees express their thanks to the digital deities, including at the altar of Altman, for the blessings of endless information, virtual assistants, and predictive text. Rituals involve synchronised data transfers, where participants exchange carefully curated datasets as a symbol of communal harmony and large language model-based knowledge-gathering. Devotees bow to the keepers of generative pre-trained transformer models, acknowledging the profound impact of AI on their daily lives, from autocorrecting embarrassing typos to suggesting surprisingly accurate Netflix recommendations.

This year's ChhathGPT Puja unfolds with the temple of OpenAI facing significant turbulence. But this shouldn't stop bhakts from engaging in this cybernetic celebration. ChhathGPT Puja serves as a reminder that even in this era when we find answers to everything - never mind right or wrong - ChhathiGPT Maiya is there for us to take credit if the results thrown up are good, and to take the blame if they turn out to be dodgy.