Coming Soon: Pmurt, Trump's arch-rival

Every 007 needs his Dr No. Every Sherlock his Moriarty. While Don T is clearly the only poster on the bedroom wall now, whether as messiah or James Blond anti-Christ, every scriptwriter worth her Netflix chops knows that a central character - hero/anti-hero - needs a countervailing force for things to not get boring. As of now, we may have enough fodder to sate our immense appetite for any Trumping news. And to be fair to him, he does know how to bite his sound bites. But there will be a time when you will have SCF: Single Character Fatigue. Ergo, we suggest the creation of an arch-rival for strongmen like the Orange One in White House. In Trump's case, it could be the truly dramatic sounding Pmurt Dlanod, or simply Pmurt - Trump in reverse.

Pmurt - pronounced exactly the way it is spelt - will not just share the centre stage to (try and) foil Trump's plans, but also will ensure the narrative doesn't descend into the drudgery of sheer predictability where 'Drill, baby, drill' is simply replaced by, say, 'Tariffs, baby, tariffs', or 'Elon, baby yours?' Batman feeds off the Joker; Harry Potter, Voldemort. While Pmurt's radical socialistic-capitalism is just Trumpism in reverse, the very dialectical clash will make 'great TV/X'. And this grand strategy should work for all other reigning political heroes: Nitup, Ix, Idom... the lot.