Before you can say 'serial entrepreneur'

Serial entrepreneurs are the polyamorous lovers of capitalism-never content with one business, always swiping right on the next disruptive idea. They treat startups like Tinder dates: exciting, short-lived, and ghosted when the next shiny pitch deck slides into their DMs. If attention spans were currency, these folks would be bankrupt.

Their LinkedIn bios read like fever dreams: 'Founder of six startups, three exits, two pivots, one spiritual retreat in Bali.' Translation: they sold one app that lets dogs rate coffee shops, abandoned another that gamified brushing teeth, and spent 6 months convincing investors that blockchain could revolutionise sock drawers.

Give them a profitable business and they'll immediately try to 'scale' it into oblivion. They believe in failing fast, pivoting faster, and never, ever reading terms and conditions. Their motto? 'Move fast and break things,' especially friendships, and the occasional labour law.


They speak fluent jargon: 'synergy,' 'disruption,' 'minimum viable ego'. They host panels titled 'How I Raised $10 Million Without a Product', and their TED Talks are just humblebrags in PPT. But they're popstars of the pitch deck, adrenaline junkies of the spreadsheet. While most of their ventures crash harder than a Windows 95 PC, they always rise again. Armed with a new idea and logo, and same old hoodie.