Three-engineers' body question

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, 'It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.'

Another said, 'No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections.'

The last one said, 'No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?'


Facing Yama
A dog, a bird and a cat have died. All three face Yama sitting on his resplendent throne, who asks each one what they believe in. The dog replies, 'Discipline, training and loyalty to my master.' Yama considers her answer and replies, 'You may sit on my right.'

The bird replies, 'I believe in singing for my master to make him happy.' The lord of death considers his answer and replies, 'Then you may sit on my left.'

Then he looks at the cat, 'And what do you believe in?' The cat answers, 'I believe you are sitting in my seat.'