Social media addict

A man went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I think I'm addicted to social media.'

The doctor frowned. 'How long have you had this problem?'

The man immediately pulled out his phone. 'Let me check.' He scrolled for a while. 'Apparently, someone had this exact problem in 2018.'


Doc: And?

Man: He was cured.

Doc: How?

Man: He deleted all his social media apps.

Doc [smiles]: Excellent. You can do the same.

Man [horrified]: Doctor, I said I'm addicted. I didn't say I was insane!

Marriage Advice

A newly married man asked his grandfather, 'What's the secret to a happy marriage?'

Nanaji: Never argue with your wife.

Grandson: That sounds impossible!

Nanaji: It's not. Whenever she's right, agree with her.

Grandson: And when she's wrong?

Nanaji [smiles]: She's never wrong.

Grandson [sighs]: That's your secret?

Nanaji: No. My secret is that I've been married for 62 years.

Grandson: Exactly. So you must know something.

Nanaji: I know when to keep my mouth shut.

Grandson: About what?

Nanaji: Everything.