Shortest innings

Recently married Ravi was sitting down to watch an IPL game when his wife Jyotsna, after a longish period of silence, said, 'Ravi, I've been thinking. You spend too much time watching cricket. Maybe you should watch your silly game only on weekends.'

Ravi looked horrified. Jyotsna responded, 'Darling, what's wrong?'

'For a minute, there you were beginning to sound like my ex-wife.'


'Ex-wife!' she screamed, 'I didn't know you were married before!'

'I wasn't,' he replied.

Hold a Trump Card

Donald Trump was walking through Manhattan and saw a long queue. Wondering what it was for, he joined it. People would look over their shoulder, see that it was Trump behind them, and leave the queue, so he would proceed closer and closer to the front.

As he was getting closer to the front, he asked one guy, who was also about to walk away, 'Wait a second, what is this queue for and why are you now leaving it?'

'It's for Canadian immigration visas. But if you're getting one, I don't need one now.'

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