Lolling on Saturday: Stoneheads Inc, quick math Murugan and HNI babytalk

Santa and Banta were at a graveyard. Banta starts reading the gravestones. 'Santa,' he says, 'Would you look at this! A chap is here who was 90 when he died!'

'Who's that?' says Banta.

'Somebody called Rajinder from Bhatinda,' he replies. Banta says, 'Never mind him, there's a fellow here called Bhupinder who was 99 when he died! From Patiala of all places!'


'Well, that's nothing!' says Santa. 'Check out what's written on this person's stone here right beside the main gate! The stone says 147!'

'147? That's amazing!' says Banta. 'Who was he?'

'Well according to the stone, someone called Miles from Amritsar.'

Quick Math Murugan
Murugan went to a job interview earlier this week. The interviewer told him that he had mentioned on his CV that he was very quick at mental arithmetic. 'What's 19 multiplied by 17?' he asked. Quick as a flash he replied, '34.' That's wrong,' the interviewer said with a frown. 'But it was very quick,' Murugan pointed out.

HNI Babytalk
What do rich people say when they tickle babies?

'Gucci, Gucci, goo.'