Lolling on Saturday: Pothole loopholes

A man finds a lamp in Chowpatty and rubs it. Out pops a genie.

Genie: I will grant you one wish. Anything!

Man: I want India to be corruption-free.


Genie [blinks]: Okay, maybe something easier?

Man: Alright. I want Mumbai roads without potholes.

Genie: What colour corruption-free India you want again?

Cover Driven
A man was about to have surgery. As he lay on the hospital bed, he asked the doctor, 'Doctor, I have a question before the operation....' Doctor says, 'Go ahead!' 'Will I be able to play cricket after this?'

Doctor laughs, 'Of course, there's nothing in this surgery that would stop you from playing!' The man sighs with relief, 'That's great, because before I've got into surgery, I never could!'

Startup-Stop
At an Indian wedding, the groom whispers to the bride, 'I hope our love lasts forever.' The bride smiles and replies, 'Of course! Just like my cousin's love - his marriage lasted exactly two years before he became a startup founder.'

The groom gulps, 'Two years? What happened?' 'His wife read his business plan.'