Country Club rules apply

An Indian, a Russian, a Nigerian, an Egyptian, an Indonesian, an Austrian, a Uruguayan, a Turk, a German, an American, a Dane, a Moroccan, a Chinese, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a South Korean, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, an Afghan, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Haitian, an Angolan, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Albanian, a Greenlander, an Irish, a Haitian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and a Syrian walk up to a nightclub.

The doorman scrutinises the group one by one and stops their entry saying, 'Sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai.'

Bunk-um

I reached the office this morning and the boss stormed up to me and said, 'You missed work yesterday, didn't you?!' I   said, 'No, not particularly....'