Who is the next James Bond? 007 casting reveal sparks global buzz

A wave of speculation around the future of the James Bond franchise has reached heightened intensity, with a satirical report claiming that the long-standing mystery in the next 007 has been resolved finally.

For years, audiences and industry watchers have discussed who might get into the legendary role, with repeated mentions of actors like Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Tom Holland, Harris Dickinson, Scott Rose-Marsh, and Callum Turner. More recent chatter even placed Australian actor Jacob Elordi, aged 28, as a leading contender in the race to become cinema’s next superspy.

Currently, Euronews Culture is stated to have “end all speculation” with a fictional revelation disclosing a highly unexpected successor.

Jessie Buckley named as the new James Bond in satirical report

According to the report, Irish actress and singer Jessie Buckley has been cast as James Bond, signifying a radical reimagining of the character. The claim indicates a historic exit from tradition, with 007 featured by a woman for the first time.

The piece references the legacy of the franchise, which includes Lashana Lynch briefly assuming the 007 designation in Daniel Craig’s final outing, No Time To Die (2021).

Buckley is highlighted for her performances in Wild Rose (2018), I’m Thinking of Ending Things, The Lost Daughter, Men, and The Bride!. The report also describes her as an Oscar-winning performer for Hamnet, placing her as a remarkable casting selection in this fictional scenario.

Additional fictional casting announcements

The satirical article extends the imagined reboot further, citing Tom Hiddleston will appear as the franchise’s first “Bond boy,” portraying a character called Fitty McCrotch. It also cites that Gillian Anderson is scheduled to take over the role of M.

Amazon spokesperson quoted on creative direction

An Amazon spokesperson told Euronews Culture:

“We’re distancing ourselves from the previous stance held by franchise head Barbara Broccoli, who said that Bond should only be played by a man. We’re thrilled to have Jessie Buckley on board. Additionally, her initials are also ‘JB’, so that’s delightful. Plus, her singing background makes her the ideal candidate for the project, as we’ve been thinking of adding some musical numbers into the mix.”

“Principally folk – the genre Buckley absolutely aced in 'Wild Rose', which we recommend as essential viewing before buying a ticket to see the new James Bond film.”

“It’s about time that we shook things up, because most audiences would rather drink wasps (shaken and stirred) than see another cookie cutter version of Bond.”

It also indicates that the team wanted to move away from repeating previous interpretations:

“Daniel Craig was an inspired casting choice, and he showed how the character could be updated and enriched over his tenure in the role. Very early on in the casting process for Bond 26, we realised that trying to follow in his footsteps was a fool’s errand. So, we’ve decided to opt for a radical new interpretation, one which will doubtlessly spark discussion.”

The fictional statement also anticipates public debate:

“And by discussion, we mean rile up countless misogynists whose fragile egos and warped sense of masculinity will be assaulted by this news of a fictional spy being played by a woman,”

Euronews Culture was told:

“We won’t let the original fans down. They’ll enjoy this new evolution of the espionage world created by Ian Fleming.”


“As for the naysayers, whose 'hot takes' on our decision will be tangled in kneejerk sexism and sanity-corroding yet predictable accusations of ‘woke’, we’re banking on the fact they’ll be too busy ‘looksmaxxing’ in order to ‘boost their sexual market value’ to muster the intellectual fortitude to mentally register this announcement.”

The statement concludes:

“Down with the manosphere, long live Buckley, and all rise for the absolute screen treasure that is Gillian Anderson... ANDERSON IN THE HOUUUUUSE!”

April Fools’ clarification

The piece ultimately reveals itself as an April Fools’ Day satire, intended to exaggerate and parody ongoing discussions and speculation surrounding the future casting and direction of the James Bond series. It ends with the reminder:

“And for those of you who are currently seething, check this article's publication date and consider seeking some professional help, as the Bond franchise should be so lucky as to have a casting roster this impressive. Happy April Fools.”

Source: euronews

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Q1. Who is claimed to be the next James Bond?
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Q2. Is the casting announcement real?
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