“I’m gonna have an orgasm”: Oscar-winning actress Charlize Theron opens up about her sex life, one life stands, and relationship status

Charlize Theron has zero regrets about her most recent hookup, and she’s letting the world know just how good it was.

On the recent episode of the “Call Her Daddy” podcast, the 49-year-old Oscar-winning actress dropped a jaw-dropping revelation. “I’ve probably had three one-night stands in my entire life. But I did just recently f*** a 26-year-old and it was really f***ing amazing. And I’ve never done that. I was like, ‘Oh, this is great. OK.”

Oscar-winning actress Theron, best known for her powerhouse performances in Monster, Mad Max: Fury Road and The Old Guard, got raw, real, and hilariously explicit about what dating (and sex) looks like in your late 40s. “I’m having the kind of sex I never had in my 20s or in my 30s,” she admitted. “We should be the ones that are like f*** you. I’m going to have an orgasm.”


The actress didn’t hold back when describing how her schedule as a single mom means even great sex is sometimes scheduled. “This s***’s on a timer,” she joked. “You got two hours. You better be done by the time I have to pick my kids up.”

And as for finding love online? She’s over the apps. Theron slammed dating platforms like Raya, calling them a “f***ing clown show.”

Her list of turn-offs is hilariously specific, including “No Burning Man photos. No photos of you with other women. I don’t care. I don’t want to know that you have girlfriends. And I don’t want you shooting a f***ing selfie in your closet of your hand in a jean pocket. It makes my vagina close. I just can’t.”

And don’t even try claiming you’re a CEO unless you actually are: “Of what? Of some business you can’t explain to me that none of my friends can understand? Like, no.”

Despite the hookup headline, Theron made it clear she’s not searching for a partner. “I’m not missing a relationship,” she said. “With women, it’s always like something must be wrong with her. She can’t keep a man. She must be a real b***h. What a c.”

The star, mom to daughters Jackson and August, says the real love of her life is her freedom. “I love that I don’t have to run every f***ing thing by a guy!”

And if you were wondering, no, her kids aren’t impressed by her Oscar win. “My children have zero respect for me,” she joked recently on Jimmy Kimmel Live. “There’s a f***ing Oscar right there. They are so not impressed."