Musk bhai, let's strike a bargain on Earth first

While 'South African-Canadian-American' citizen Musk wants a slice of the Indian sky, his 'Scots-Irish hillbilly at heart' friend Vance is full of invective against working Indian professionals in the United States. For the uninitiated, Vance's wife is of Indian descent.

Here is an offer Musk can't refuse - work with Don to facilitate visa-free entry for skilled Indians in the US and get your stars linked with the future of Bharatwasis in return. It's not personal, Musk. It's business.

Musk has repeatedly hailed the US as 'the land of opportunity', but lately it appears to have transformed into the land of abuses too - last month it was racist 'Mr Singh' poster, and now Vance's 'indentured servants' vitriol. Here is another offer, Mr Musk - begin to resemble Mr Singh and openly condemn Vance to secure a stellar deal.


Is Musk aware of 'Trump: The Art of The Deal'? His Don friend has asserted in the book that "the worst thing you can possibly do in a deal is seem desperate to make it. That makes the other guy smell blood, and then you're dead." Musk bhai, now is the time to read it and gain some business ideas. Don will certainly reward you with another medal, specially curated and crafted for you, and it will give you the sensation of being in seventh heaven.

Musk also knows that Don's men have decided to turn the US into a land of public executioners, a la Iran and Taliban-run Afghanistan. What sets this situation apart is that no nation is known for streaming a lawful execution live. Tesla bhai, if you want to thank your lucky stars, make a movie - Musk's Rescue Mission: Saving America - and ensure Vance isn't among the stellar cast.