World Cup that jeered

SHANE WATSON AND STEVE SMITH

"Job done. Bring on the boos, MCG. And next time, don’t spare Brad Haddin either."




MS DHONI

"An apple hit me on the head and gave me a idea. Somebody should sponsor jeering. Aur yeh laga Luxe Kozy underwear boo!"



LEWIS HAMILTON

"Man, these Aussies are loud. And I thought people only booed the Pussycat Dolls."




SAINA NEHWAL

"Who cares about Srini. Sachin’s there. Hey, Sachin, how about one more BMW? I’m world No. 1, you know."




ROHIT SHARMA

"I did squat in the semis. Now I’m squatting to resemble a laughing Buddha. Just to send some luck Srini’s way."



N SRINIVASAN

"Vaastu says if you line yourself in Lord Tendulkar’s path, boos turn to petals."

SACHIN TENDULKAR

"Lord Tendulkar says, 'Dude, don’t even look at me. This is payback for making me retire earlier than I planned."