Why Rebecca More is making headlines

Who's this sweet lady?

She's a porn star travelling across the UK for a reality show in which she picks up random people for sex in the back of a van.

Now I know how pickup vans got their name. Tell me more...

Ms More calls this a Sex Tour of England and she's filming for a UK adult TV network called Television X.

Oh! I've heard about Television X...

Bet you did. What did you hear?

They did a sex parody on Downton Abbey earlier this year.

Not surprising.

Guess what they called it — Down On Abby!

Yeah, the porn industry is famous for this. A parody on Dracula was titled Ejacula.

Am surprised that the UK is pretty cool with Ms More's tour.

Not really. Politicians and tabloids are up in arms. The tabloids have called her “shameless” and “the scourge of society.”

I think those titles apply to them than Ms More. So how's the response?

What do you think? Guys are queuing up, dude.

Sigh! Why can't we have such tours?

Arre baba, when our leaders are trying to shame us over British rule, you are talking about embracing such sordid Brit things.

Whatever. I prefer Ms More's way of connecting with people.

Yo! you not listening or what. And you are talking like a sickular libtard. Don't you realize that India is a golden bird that must rise again?

Jai Ms More!

I give up.