Why Kuntal Patel is making headlines

Let me guess… she’s the mother of Parthiv Patel.

Yeah, right!

Wait. bet she’s an Indian-American Modi fan.

Wrong, brother. Where do you get your news?

Fine, who is she?

She is from the UK and allegedly poisoned her mother in a Breaking Bad-inspired plot after her mother forbade her to marry her boyfriend.

That’s vile. Tell me more.

In her defence, she said poisoning was just fantasy and she never got to it.

Hmmm. But what’s the breaking bad connection?

She contacted an American poisons dealer and said she needed a “tasteless” and deadly toxin to get her mother “out of the way”.

Oh! just like Walter White…

…spiked a rival’s drink with deadly ricin. Not bad. I thought you had no clue about Breaking Bad too.

Dude, I’ve watched the show like five times. So what was her plan?

Patel got the deadly abrin sent to her hidden in a candle and slipped it to her mother in her Coke. It did not work though. Anyway, she has been acquitted.

Thank God. To think love can inspire so much hate…

Stop right there. Don’t get all philosophical on me. At least not on a Sunday.