Why Jeremy Clarkson is making headlines

My favourite TV host. Has he been knighted?

Yeah, right. Boss, BBC has suspended him after he apparently punched a producer of the Top Gear series.

Ayyo! But why?

Turns out Clarkson bhai has a temper. They had finished filming an episode, Clarkson finds that no dinner had been laid out and he goes bonkers.

Oh no. What happens to the show now?

BBC has scrapped the rest of the series. There were three more episodes of the season remaining.

Hey, that's a little harsh.

Dude, you forget that he was given a "final warning" after he used a racist word during filming.

Pity. Top Gear will not be the same without him.

Yeah. You are not alone there — 250,000 people have signed an online petition calling for the BBC to "reinstate" Clarkson.

Poor Clarkson must be devastated, right?

Hardly. He has been joking on Twitter about films that could replace the episode that was due to be shown on Sunday.

Ha ha. That's my man.

See, when there are plenty of TV producers queuing up to sign you, why should you be worried?

True. Guess it is the BBC that must be worried.

Absolutely. Top Gear is hugely profitable for the BBC. It is the most popular reality television programme in the world.

Hey, I thought Bigg Boss was.

Shut up. Popular in India maybe, but reality? You kidding me?

Come to think of it, I believe Salman Khan is a better host than Clarkson.

Listen, I was once suspended for punching a colleague.