Strip club ain't enough! Gayle asks Dr. D what else should he include in his house

Doc

You knows me. I'm the original good times man (and am not talking about VJM!)

I'm doing up my home and have put in all the essentials. To quote a tweet of mine:

“From the pool to the strip club...if u don't have a strip club at home, U ain't a cricket ‘Player',”

You see, (as I added) “I always make sure my guest well entertained and feel at home.”

All dis I already know and acted upon, bruv. What you tell me is — what else I need to do here to make it more relax like.

C Gayle Barbados



Dear Mr Gayle

I was unaware that people felt at home if they were at a strip club. Perhaps this only applies to professional cricketers, among which I do not number.

I think such a place has its virtues, and I think a certain Mr Ganguly would join in on the stripping (though he also adds bellows of excitement to his act). Other than that, the only other thing I think you need to consider adding to your home entertainment to make them even more exciting are:

- A panel discussion on Radhe Maa

- A Sheena whoddunit party

- An appearance by Vir-Anus (the admittedly oddly named Indian equivalent of Brangelina) That's all I have at my end. See you at the next IPL.



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He is one of the leading doctors in the country. He values his privacy (but not of his clients.)