Some remarkable quotes on prohibition

Kerala bars to run dry. While many continue to express outrage over it, here are some remarkable quotes on prohibition:

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline; It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." — FRANK ZAPPA

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." — FRANK SINATRA

"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." — WC FIELDS

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." — HENNY YOUNGMAN