Single in the city

Name: Karan Talwar Age: 25 Designation : lawyer with a reputed firm

Describe yourself in 140 characters

Amateur poker player who is India’s answer to Dan Bilzerian (or will file for bankruptcy before 30).

Which TV character are you and why?

Stewie Griffin from Family Guy. Deceptively intelligent, deviously funny, and yet no one around me seems to notice. Bloody hell!

Which book character do you resemble?

I operate under the code name ‘Before’ in all Mens Health exercise books.

What’s your pet peeve?

Cabbies who never say ‘petrol nahin hai boss’ when they see a pretty woman.

What turns you on?

Women who’ve read books that aren’t only One Night at the Call Centre.

What’s the one gadget you can’t do without?

My phone. Quizup won’t play itself on its own.

On a night out, you’d wear...?

Lawyers robes are nice and flowy. Best to wear as a cape, running around on Marine Drive at night after work.

If you were a superhero, your mission would be...?

I’d fly from school to school promoting co-education, to save others from the hurt I went through as I kid.

Football or cricket?

Cricket is a fantastic way to avoid breaking your head over wannabe Man United rawks/rulez/GGMU type kids. Throw in inter-nation politics and Lalit Modi, why watch anything else?

Your favourite city in the world?

Vienna -totally does its own thing, doesn’t care about what you and I or anyone else thinks.

What did you do with your first salary?

My hangover math is particularly bad.

Narendra Modi, Rahul Gandhi or Arvind Kejriwal?

The guy who plays Kejriwal on the Viral Fever videos. Better mufflers, plus he hasn’t quit the show after his first taste of success, God bless him.