Relationship Vitae: Duchess Kate & Sonia Gandhi

ROYAL MUM, UK

Prince George makes his first international trip to that place under Down Under. Technical name: New Zealand. Accompanying him is his dad, a twice-over king-in-waiting. The leggy Princess Kate has an arm protectively around George, shielding him from turbulent weather and the welcome Maori dance.

RO YAL MAMMA, INDIA

Back home, Sonia watches keenly as the heir apparent hits the campaign trail. He has been under-down-under for the better part of five years. Mamma has him in a sheltering clasp but the winds are blowing too strongly. Modi breezing in, say the weathermen.

FUTURE GA ME OF THRONES

Nurture infants. Give them time to grow. In time, those born to rule will be kings. It’s true. Just ask mom!