Opinion may be slanted about tilted toilets
To stop lingering, Indian-style toilets are more efficient than this invention.

So, whether the Indian-origin British creator of the downward-tilted toilet seat — designed to willy-nilly cut down the average time spent on the pot by 25% to just 5-7 minutes — should be hailed as an evil genius or just a practical inventor may depend on the position of the arbiter.

Peoples’ verdicts could be slanted if people happen to be seated on toilets tilted downwards at a kneecap-popping 13 degrees when deliberating on it. Those who use toilet breaks for prolonged social media interactions may be inclined to regard it as the most diabolical anti-laissez-faire measure since the invention of uncomfortably narrow park and bus stand benches to discourage lingering.
The easier, readymade option, of course, is the ‘Indian-style’ toilet — of which there are also variants across Asia — that guarantees users will never be able to emulate the pose of Rodin’s Thinker or extend time spent in/on toilets. In fact, each loo visit could then double up as healthy exercise — squats — rather than a sedentary sojourn.
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