Natwar Singh has sung, what will Sonia say?

Natwar Singh, once a trusted aide of Sonia Gandhi’s, was eventually sidelined by the Congress president. Recently, Singh released his autobiography, One Life is Not Enough, parts of which show Sonia and the late Rajiv Gandhi in unflattering light. Relations between Singh and Sonia are therefore beyond repair now. In response to Singh’s book, Sonia said she too would write one to put the truth on record. Here are a few things we would like to read in her memoirs.

L K Advani

The BJP patriarch called the UPA government ‘illegitimate’. This was just one of the many allegations he threw the way of the Congress. Advaniji pe ek chapter to banta hai.

Bofors

Allegations that Rajiv Gandhi and his cronies pocketed kickbacks in the $285 million Bofors deal of 1986 cost Gandhi the next election. It remains a taint on the family. We want the truth, ma’am. No omerta here, please.

Robert Vadra

How did a trophy like Priyanka end up with Vadra? How do the necklines of his T-shirts plunge and his bank balance rise? Why does he get special treatment at airports? Tell us, ma’am, tell us.

Her nationality

Sonia’s “foreign origin” comes up during every election. It would be interesting to hear what she has to say about this beyond her election rally speech — like where to get the best Italian in Dilli.

Priyanka Gandhi

Let’s face it, ma’am, the only depth Rahul has is his dimples. Congress’ only hope is PG. Tell us a bit about what your plans are for her