Just for laughs! When Chiranjeevi & Sachin Tendulkar wore dhotis

The Panache meme!


(PTI)

On Chiranjeevi and Sachin Tendulkar: “You can’t let this happen ref, only David Beckham is allowed to wear a sarong.” Referee: “They call it a mundu, boys. Very comfy. Don’t do a headstand in it though.”



On comedy couple Acrobuffos “Have you seen something like that, ref?” Referee: “So much hot air? I’ve officiated many games involving Cristiano Ronaldo, Jose Mourinho and Pep Guardiola.


(BCCL)

On Devendra Fadnavis and Amitabh Bachchan: “Row row row your boat, gently down the stream….but ref, where’s the boat?” Referee: “It’s the Swacch Bharat movement idiots. And Leo, I hope you are keeping your beard clean.”


(AFP)

On synchronised swimmers Natalia Ishchenko and Svetlana Romashina: “They want a pedicure from us, ref. Can we go?” Referee: “That’s your future career if you don’t focus on the game.”



On Kapil Sharma and Shah Rukh Khan: “Ref, someone’s being abducted.” Referee: “He’s a human ATM. Useful if there’s a bribe to pay.”​

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