Dr D's column: Why the Sunny Leone interview was better planned than executed

Ask Dr. D He is one of the leading doctors in the country. He values his privacy but not of his clients.

Dear Dr D I had a chat with a woman yesterday about her working. I thought it went quite well. Then it was made public and now I am being attacked for the questions I asked her and the manner in which I asked them. Here’s the transcript:

Me: How are you? You’ve obviously got no morals!
She: I’m fine.
Me: Really? Are you sure? You clearly are lacking in virtue!
She: Quite sure. How are you?
Me: I’m outraged! Where is your sense of shame?
She: I think shame is felt for things you do to hurt others. I’ve done no such thing.
Me: Do you have no concern for others when you do all those things with your body?
She: I’m afraid you’re making no sense.
Me: Hawwww! Cheeee!
She: Are you all right?
Me: I’m just repelled. Thooo! I’m feeling nauseous.
She: Take your time.

So that’s it, Doc. Could you tell me what I did wrong (and where)? It’s important that I know because this is my profession. Thanks.

I Be An Anchor

Dear Anchor

I think you’re quite right. There was an individual singularly lacking in shame, grace and manners in that conversation. Alas, I don’t think the individual concerned will improve. In the poem Musaddas e Hali, the physician Hippocrates is asked what the cure for stupidity is and he says there is none.

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