Dr. D's column: When Wolverine clawed at Comedy Nights With K

Of claws and comedy

Dear Dr D
I’m Wolverine, and can with a slash of my claws bring down:
A) Men and horses,
B) Trees,
C) Buildings and Bullet trains.

I have Adamantium in my skeleton and am pretty much indestructible.

I have been replaced in adverts peddling mobile phones by an individual named... let’s see.. yes, KS.

Who he, Doc? I have put hundreds of millions of bums on seats with my movies. I am one of the world’s three most famous actors of the present time. I am the star of X-Men and K is famous for... let’s see... yes, Comedy Nights With K.

What’s up with that, Doc? There’s no contest. I am an opera quality singer, and I have one of the best bodies on the planet. My muscles have muscles and my abs are not to be described as ‘six pack’ so much as ‘dozen mob’. And he is... let’s see... short and paunchy. What does he have that I lack? It’s not as if it’s affecting my manhood or anything like that. Consider it curiosity and a slight feeling of irritation that I need assuaged.

H Jackman
Oz

Dear H Jackman

What you ask is a good example of Angrezpanti. You are famous in the Western world. So what? You are one of its biggest celebrities. Big deal. There are other film industries than yours and our s is actually the biggest. Interms of bums on seats, I mean, though in terms of volume (your bums being larger than ours) you may have an edge. Your world will yet discover our talents as we have yours and when you finally are enlightened by the talents of Kapil, Gutthi, Sallu and Rajinikant, you will be a better people for it.

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