Dr D's column: A that tweet was a load of covfefe, and laughter!

Dear Dr D,

Tell me: is this line missing something? ‘Despite the constant negative press covfefe’. Of course it is: a comma! ‘Despite the negative press, covfefe.’

I coined a word: it’s yuuuge!

Everyone’s talking about it, though apparently not many understand it. Sad! Covfefe: isn’t it a gem, Doc? It’s a real doozy.

People are wondering: what DOES covfefe mean? Losers! They should be asking : what does that word NOT mean! I coined it for all-purpose use.

Let me give you an example. I was going through the news from your country and one story kept repeating itself: vigilantism over bovine slaughter. You can substitute all that with one word! ‘Another killed in covfefe’! See?

And its range is vast! After I met the German chancellor, I said to my aide: ‘I’m bored of this covfefe’ and he instantly knew what I was talking about. It also has the additional benefit (genius!) of insertion into song lyric. Of any language! Take your own.

“Aa chal ke tujhe, main leke chalun, ek aise gagan ke tale Jahan gham bhi na ho, aasoon bhi na ho bus pyar hi covfefe” Geddit! Sure you do. Only the losers don’t. But am sure they will still whine on even after this revelation exclusively in ETPanache. To them I say: Why this covfefe di?

Donald,
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Dear Donald,

I gave your explanation a thought. I think it’s a load of covfefe.


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