Dr D: Why are drunkards blamed when sane run over people these days?

Dearest Dr D

In Mumbai it's true our Land Cruisers
Sometimes run over some losers
Who in sleeping on the road
Their recklessness showed
Then why's the blame on us boozers?

In Delhi our big BMW Has difficulty getting through
The riff raff which clutters
The roads, turning them to gutters
Where they p**s and they poo

In Chennai when the weather is cloudy
We take the top down on the Audi
To make our way through the masses
Of Marutis driven by these a*ses
And the middle class says WE'RE gaudy?

In Cal, we have nowhere to take the Merc
For in every cranny and nook they lurk
The poor, the beggarly, the many
Filthy, grimy, with hardly a penny
They scratch the Benz and then smirk

So tell us, O learned one
Why blame us if we run
From the carnage when our cars
Are only getting us home from bars We were only out for a little fun
Yours in anguish

Celeb Drivers of India


My title, dear celebs, is PhD I am experienced enough to see No amount of dissembling excuses The excesses of your abuses And you'll get no sympathy from me.

(Ask Dr. D He is one of the leading doctors in the country. He values his privacy (but not of his clients.)