Dr D suggests Meghan deal with Trump the 'Suits' way
The duchess recently opted out of events with Trump during his visit to the UK.
By ET Bureau |
Agencies
Donald Trump had termed Meghan 'nasty' during an interview.
He is one of the leading doctors in the country. He values his privacy (but not of his clients).
Dear Dr D,
I’m a woman and a mother. The ‘leader of the free world’ referred to me on the record as being nasty. He then denied it with this tweet: “I never called Meghan Markle ‘nasty’. Made up by the Fake News Media, and they got caught cold! Will @CNN, @nytimes and others apologise? Doubt it!”
I never called Meghan Markle “nasty.” Made up by the Fake News Media, and they got caught cold! Will @CNN, @nytimes… https://t.co/UCHkqIlDz7
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) 1559479464000
And it was followed by this report: The US leader said he was not aware that Markle, a former actress who married Prince Harry in May 2018, had vowed to shift to Canada if he won the White House, saying Trump was “misogynistic” and “divisive”.
Trump said he was not aware of the comments that the former actress had made about him. “I didn’t know that. What can I say? I didn’t know that she was nasty,” Trump said.
This time I did not have to, but if I ever have to face this creature at a ceremony, what do you think I should say to him? Am at a loss for words.
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M Markle, Frogmore Cottage Dear Ms Markle,
I don’t think logic and reason will work here. I suggest a series of malapropisms that he might well understand. I’ve made a list you may be familiar with, from a TV series called 'Suits'. Try some on him:
“When you are backed against the wall, break the goddamn thing down.” “I don’t play the odds, I play the man.” “Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.” “Anyone can do my job, but no one can be me.” “I don’t have dreams, I have goals.”
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“It’s going to happen, because I am going to make it happen.” “Ever loved someone so much, you would do anything for them? Yeah, well make that someone yourself and do whatever the hell you want.” “It’s not bragging if it’s true.” “Win a no-win situation by rewriting the rules.”
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“Let them hate, just make sure they spell your name right.”
*STATUTORY WARNING: This humour column is not for the weak-kneed or the thin-skinned.
From Gucci To Givenchy: A Peek Into Melania Trump's High-On-Fashion UK Visit
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US President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump are currently on their state visit to the United Kingdom. From dining with the royals to exploring Downing Street 10 with British Prime Minister Theresa May and her husband Philip, their visit made headlines around the world. However, one of the highlights of the three-day tour was the first lady's UK-inspired wardrobe.
From Gucci to Givenchy, Mrs Trump opted for expensive brand labels again and left the world stunned with every look.
US President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump are currently on their state visit to the United Kingdom. From dining with the royals to exploring Downing Street 10 with British Prime Minister..
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Upon arrival, the Trumps headed to the board Air Force One. This marked the first day of their visit.
For this, the first lady opted for a Gucci shirt dress which featured images of London's Big Ben and House of Parliament as an ode to the UK capital. President Trump, on the other hand, donned a dark blue suit with white shirt and a light blue tie.
Upon arrival, the Trumps headed to the board Air Force One. This marked the first day of their visit.For this, the first lady opted for a Gucci shirt dress which featured images of London's Big Ben a..
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Later the same day, the first lady changed into a Burberry and Michael Kors outfit as she touched down Stansted Airport. The 49-year-old opted for a blue pencil skirt by Michael Kors, a Burberry bow blouse and a navy jacket.
Later the same day, the first lady changed into a Burberry and Michael Kors outfit as she touched down Stansted Airport. The 49-year-old opted for a blue pencil skirt by Michael Kors, a Burberry bow ..
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Few hours after arrival, Mrs Trump visited Queen Elizabeth II. For the royal visit, she chose a Dolce & Gabbana and Hervé Pierre creation. Standing next to the Queen, she was spotted in a pencil white dress with lean blue belt. The first lady completed her look with a white hat detailed with a blue strip.
Few hours after arrival, Mrs Trump visited Queen Elizabeth II. For the royal visit, she chose a Dolce & Gabbana and Hervé Pierre creation. Standing next to the Queen, she was spotted in a pencil whit..
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On Monday, the Trump dynasty attended the Queen's state banquet. On this day, Mrs Trump donned a dove grey Dior gown and coupled the sleeveless dress with long white gloves.
On Monday, the Trump dynasty attended the Queen's state banquet. On this day, Mrs Trump donned a dove grey Dior gown and coupled the sleeveless dress with long white gloves.
US first daughter, Ivanka Trump, accompanied her parents to the Queen's state banquet. The presidential was dressed in a cornflower blue gown for the event. She kept her hairdo simple for the royal engagement.
US first daughter, Ivanka Trump, accompanied her parents to the Queen's state banquet. The presidential was dressed in a cornflower blue gown for the event. She kept her hairdo simple for the royal e..
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On Tuesday, After the state banquet, Mrs Trump moved to the formals section of her wardrobe. For her meeting with British Prime Minister Theresa May and her husband Philip at Downing Street 10, she opted for a brown trench coat by Celine and Hermès. She completed the look with a black belt and carried a sublte Hermès bag.
On Tuesday, After the state banquet, Mrs Trump moved to the formals section of her wardrobe. For her meeting with British Prime Minister Theresa May and her husband Philip at Downing Street 10, she o..
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Later during the same day, the Trumps hosted a dinner for Britain's Prince Charles, Prince of Wales and Duchess of Cornwall Camilla at the Winfield House. For this, Mrs Trump opted for one of Meghan Markle's favourite labels, Givenchy. The old Hollywood-inspired red gown featured floor-length cape sleeves and sequin detailing. She kept her look subtle with simple studded earrings.
Later during the same day, the Trumps hosted a dinner for Britain's Prince Charles, Prince of Wales and Duchess of Cornwall Camilla at the Winfield House. For this, Mrs Trump opted for one of Meghan ..
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The next day, President Trump joined world leaders and military veterans to mark the 75th D-Day invasion anniversary. For this day, she opted for an ivory flared coat dress from The Row. The Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen creation was completed with a hat.
Later, the US President and first lady departed from Southampton airport and touched down in Ireland. This time, Mrs Trump did not opt for a change of dress.
The next day, President Trump joined world leaders and military veterans to mark the 75th D-Day invasion anniversary. For this day, she opted for an ivory flared coat dress from The Row. The Ashley a..
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