Dr D recommends Spider-Man to enjoy retirement like an SBI manager after 60 yrs of service

​Spider-Man first appeared in August 1962.​

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Hey Doc,
My Spidey sense is tingling. There’s danger about and it’s my career. Two big companies have discontinued their association and that means your friendly neighbourhood Spiderman will not be seen on the screen any longer. Can you believe that, Doc? They’re doing away with the only superhero who is the boy next door and a mortal. Your everyday, middle-class schoolboy with a regular girl.


And of course, I’ve battled the great villains in my career. There was that... what’s his name... the fellow with many arms. And then I fought the Green Gecko. No, the Grey Gobbler. And also, there was someone else I think... not sure. Spidey senses tingling again. Anyway, Doc, some think that I’ve lost my powers but I haven’t! Can you figure out what I should do to get back on the screen again?
Peter P,
Daily Globe

Dear Peter,
SpiderMan first appeared in August 1962. You’re almost 60. If you were a State Bank of India manager, you’d already be retired. Your schoolboy days were when man hadn’t landed on the moon. My advice to you is to take it easy, and enjoy retirement. If you really miss the superhero action, however, do what the rest of us do and buy a ticket.
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He is one of the leading doctors in the country. He values his privacy (but not of his clients).

'Avengers: Endgame', 'Aladdin': Hollywood Films To Look Forward To In 2019
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2018 was a great year for entertainment. Hollywood churned out a slew of hits, from the stable of Marvel, DC Comics, to those from Disney.

Well, this year too, promises to be an exciting one. The line-up in 2019 includes Quentin Tarantino’s latest, 'Once Upon a Time in Hollywood', 'Moonlight' director Barry Jenkins’ second feature, and Taraji P Henson in 'What Men Want'.

From 'Avengers: Endgame' to 'Toy Story 4', 'StarWars' to 'The Lion King', Disney has at least five films that could very well shatter records at the global box office in 2019.

Here are the biggest and most anticipated movie releases of 2019:

(In Pic: On the left is the poster of 'Avengers: Endgame' and on the right is the poster of 'Aladdin'.)

2018 was a great year for entertainment. Hollywood churned out a slew of hits, from the stable of Marvel, DC Comics, to those from Disney. Well, this year too, promises to be an exciting one. The lin..
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Marvel dropped the first trailer for their fourth film, 'Endgame', on December 7, as we saw Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr) adrift in space while his colleagues Captain America (Chris Evans) and Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson) mourn him and try to come up with a plan to save him.

(Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA6hldpSTF8)

Marvel dropped the first trailer for their fourth film, 'Endgame', on December 7, as we saw Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr) adrift in space while his colleagues Captain America (Chris Evans) and Black ..
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A woman is boxed out by the male sports agents in her profession, but gains an unexpected edge over them when she develops the ability to hear their thoughts. The main lead in the film is played by Taraji P. Henson.

(Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeoLiTirRp4)

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Based on the graphic novels by Mike Mignola, 'Hellboy', who is caught between the worlds of the supernatural and human, battles an ancient sorceress bent on revenge. The film stars David Harbour, Milla Jovovich and Ian McShane.

(Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt5g5_1cKVk)

Based on the graphic novels by Mike Mignola, 'Hellboy', who is caught between the worlds of the supernatural and human, battles an ancient sorceress bent on revenge. The film stars David Harbour, Mil..
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The 'LEGO Movie 2' reunites the heroes of Bricksburg in an all new action-packed adventure to save their beloved city. It’s been five years since everything was great and the citizens are facing a huge new threat: invaders from outer space, wrecking everything faster than they can rebuild. The film stars Chris Pratt, Channing Tatum and Elizabeth Banks.

(Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cksYkEzUa7k)

The 'LEGO Movie 2' reunites the heroes of Bricksburg in an all new action-packed adventure to save their beloved city. It’s been five years since everything was great and the citizens are facing a hu..
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This could be the romantic comedy to end all romantic comedies, fit with an all-star cast of Rebel Wilson, Chris Hemsworth, Priyanka Chopra, Jennifer Saunders and Adam DeVine. The movie is about the tale of a young woman who falls and hits her head, and wakes up in a sickly sweet lovey-dovey world that will only go back to normal when she falls in love.

(Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVYzxm_RqMg)

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The film is a live-action retelling of the 1992 Disney film of the same name. The film stars Will Smith, Mena Massoud and Naomi Scott.

(Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g5knnlF7Zo)

The film is a live-action retelling of the 1992 Disney film of the same name. The film stars Will Smith, Mena Massoud and Naomi Scott. (Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g5knnlF7Zo)

The film is likely to be a standalone adventure/love story, which will centre around the search for Bo Peep. The object of Woody's affections was missing from the last movie, with Lee Unkrich, who directed 'Toy Story 3' saying that she had been sold at a yard sale. Crumbs. The film stars Tom Hanks, Tim Allen and Joan Cusack.

(Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDXYRzerjzU)

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A faded TV actor and his stunt double embark on an odyssey to make a name for themselves in the film industry during the Helter Skelter reign of terror in 1969 Los Angeles. The film stars Margot Robbie, Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio.

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This will be the sequel to Walt Disney Pictures' 53rd full-length animated motion picture, 'Frozen' which released in 2013. The film stars Kristen Bell, Idina Menzel and Josh Gad.

(Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SPePiv8IGE)

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