Dear Dr D: Who can replace #Brangelina at Tussauds?

Dear Dr D
We’re having a crisis at the wax museum. Some of our of most loved and most hated figures are giving us trouble. Here is a sampling of what they are up to.

-Brangelina are repelling one another and we do not know what couple to replace them with as the ideal lovey-dovey romance.

-The Nawaz Sharif figure is unusually hostile and not communicative.

-Namo’s likeness is hugely popular but its clothes no longer fit because the chest seems to have shrunk.

-The Big B figure is looking like it is hollow in the head.

-The Rahul G figure was sitting on a charpai but it has gone missing.

-The Sachin In Parliament action figure is never there. That’s a problem.

-Trump’s figure is always there (that’s also a problem).

-Arnab’s figure intimidates those around it.

-Kapil’s statue is encroaching on someone else’s space.

What should we do? It seems like misbehaviour to us.

Dear Madame T
You should feel lucky with your lot even if your wax replicas are acting up. Some of us have to deal with the real life problems that these figures have created.

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