Ask Dr D: We make the planes US Presidents fly in

Ask Dr D: We make the planes US Presidents fly in

We make the plane US Presidents have flown in for 50 years. Our planes have:

Anti missile technology

Longer range and aerial refueling

Self-sufficiency at airports around the world

The ‘flying Oval Office’ has 4,000 square feet of interior floor space including a conference/dining room

Quarters for the president and the first lady

An office area for senior staff members

Another office that converts into a medical facility when necessary

Yet another area for work and rest for staff, media representatives and Air Force crews

Two kitchens that can provide 100 meals at one sitting

Multi-frequency radios for air-to-air, airto-ground and satellite communications And so, in short, the principal differences between Air Force No 1 and our standard planes include state-of-theart navigation, electronic, defense and communications equipment; its interior configuration and furnishings; selfcontained baggage loader; and front and aft air-stairs.

But despite this, Doc, we are being told by Trump our contract to make Air Force No 1 may be discontinued. What should be our response?

Going Company US

Dear Going Company
I am an advisor to celebrities and not corporates, but since you have written I must oblige. First: Kitna deti hai?

Second, I can suggest a response that may be juvenile but which Trump will fully understand. You should write to him: “If we can’t be your No 1, then No 2 on you.”

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