Ask Dr. D: The decoding of homoeopaths

Delusionally, yours

Dear D
Are you a real doctor? Or some homoeopath, unani type fraud? I think so. Your advice stinks. But what can I do, I am here because nobody else is listening to me, including my party.

Anyway, my grouse is with the governor who controls our money supply. He is a disaster. Can't you see the TOTAL WRECK that is our economy? Why can't the PM see it when I can so clearly? Is it puzzling? NO, of course NOT! It is a problem of intellect. Of which the governor has none. He is the wrong sort of Tam Brahm, an Iyengar, when like me he clearly should have been Iyer. He has a GREEN CARD for god's sake! What's wrong with getting a SAFFRON CARD?! He smells wrong to me. Yes. He is not mentally fully Indian. In fact HE'S MENTALLY NOT ALL THERE. YOU GET THAT, YOU FRAUD 'DOCTOR'? YOU LIAR! YOU WAIT TILL I'M DONE WITH IS FELLOW, AND THEN I'M COMING AFTER YOU, D. AND WHAT DOES THIS 'D' STAND FOR ? DUMBA S S ? DESHDROHI, I THINK. YOU FELLOWS ARE ALL MENTALLY NOT THERE. EVERYONE LISTEN TO ME, YOU FOOLS!

Thanks. Yours sincerely Dr S Harvard-New Delhi-Chennai

Dear Dr S

I am not a homoeopath. You are clearly a sociopath. You need help. Institutional help. I do not mean an institution like parliament. I mean a place that straight-jackets you. And I don't mean it metaphorically. We have serious issues here.

You indicate you are part of the government. I hope that is a delusion you have and not factually true. Because if the government deliberately picked someone like you, we are in more trouble than I thought.
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