After Trump's 'Swanny Vivevekamunand, Veerut Crony' India speech, Dr D has some Twitter advice for POTUS
The President's speech at the 'Namastey Trump' event was laden with Indian references.

Dear Dr D,
I had the best trip of India. It was totally amazing! Winner! And I totally won over everyone. I know what I was saying was deep when I noticed the faces change expression at this para I recited from Swanny Vivevekamunand: “Moment I have realised God sitting in the temple of every human body, the moment I stand in reverence before every human being and see God in him — that moment I am free.”
Doc, I’ve read all the Vestas [what’s their Twitter handle again?] including the Rig Vespa. Then to lighten it up a little I also spoke of some popular people like Veerut Crony and Soochin Tendruckler. And your movies DDLJ, LMAO and ROFL. It was just terrific.
Now my trip has ended, and I wanted to tweet something out to Indians again. Can you give a tip on what to say? DM me.
DJT,
1600, Pennsylvania Ave
Dear DJT,
I suggest you tweet: “Bharatwasiyon! Main phir se kabhi nahin aaoonga."
*STATUTORY WARNING: This humour column is not for the weak-kneed or the thin-skinned.
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