After Sabubhai Dholakia's Diwali gifts to emplyees, these are the responses

Surat diamond trader Sabubhai Dholakia has gifted employees cars and flats as a Diwali bonus. Responses to the news have been awed and envious.

DLF employees

“Idhar apna kuch nahi honewala. Chalo Surat chalte hain.”

West Indies cricketers

“You got that right maan. Chalo Surat. Anyway we are better at rocking da diamond studs than playing cricket.”

Vijay Mallya

“And I’m better at wearing studs than running an airline. If only this Dholakia dude could take care of my creditors.”

Subrata Roy

“Me? I prefer rings, thank you. But how can anyone have so much money to give away?” (You can, sir, if people don’t invest in spurious chit fund schemes.)

Ravi Shankar Prasad

“You want me to get Dholakia to like your posts, Mark? I’ll do it if you stare at my hand long enough without blinking. Meditation is our sabhyata, you see.”

Raghuram Rajan

“Ai-Ai-yyo! Should have stayed in the private sector.”