A bank and a pink slip

Paul McCartney: "I’m the richest UK musician, Ringo. And a bachelor. In the next fi ve minutes I’m going to transfer my stash to this interesting little bank."

Ringo Starr: "You never grew up, did you?"

Jose Mourinho: "Must send a link to the referees. They might just be kinder on Chelsea."
Siddaramaiah: "Yawn. What a lame session. Maybe some netbanking will perk me up."

Irrfan Khan: "Ok, so I had a little peeku.Is that a crime?"

Pacquiao’s trainer: "Relax, cowboy, you got a bout coming up."
Floyd Mayweather Jr: "I need a cold towel. You know, for elsewhere."